My aunt possesses magical abilities. She is not your ordinary aunt. She has a unique and extraordinary gift that sets her apart from the rest. From a young age, I have been in awe of her and the things she can do. It is as if she has special powers that allow her to perform incredible feats. One of her most impressive abilities is her power of healing.
tags: granny-weatherwax, morality
I could do things inside his head, change the shape he thinks he is, and he d be down on what had been his knees and begging to be turned into a frog. We started BAD WITCHES in part because we were dead tired of reading publications geared towards women, including spiritual or magical publications that were fucking BASIC as hell.
One of her most impressive abilities is her power of healing. Whenever someone in our family falls sick or has an ailment, my aunt is always the first person we turn to. She has a deep understanding of herbs and natural remedies, and she can create potions and concoctions that work wonders.
BASIC WITCHES VS. BAD WITCHES
Some folks are confused. They seem to think that when we talk about “BAD WITCHES” we’re talking about people who are lousy at being witches, or who are evil.
BAD WITCH is a play on the pop culture term bad bitch. Bad as in “bad-ass” not “bad” as in “awful.”
The opposite of a bad bitch is not a good bitch – but a basic bitch.
What exactly is a basic bitch?
It’s someone who strives to be trendy in a very boring kind of way. Essentially, it’s someone who’s hiding from their own power and individuality by adopting the most cliche and conventional signifiers available.
Concerned that you might know someone who’s basic?
It’s a valid concern. You very well might.
We started BAD WITCHES in part because we were dead tired of reading publications geared towards women, including “spiritual” or “magical” publications that were fucking BASIC as hell.
What’s a basic witch?
A basic witch is someone who wants to be known as “spiritual” or “magical” but who hasn’t developed her own backbone yet. Just like with regular basic bitches, a basic witch is mainly concerned with fitting in and looking good and hiding her own true sexual and intuitive power behind either:
1) an overly timid / self-righteous concern with tradition and do-gooding
2) lots of exotic-sounding words and strange costumes but no actual original ideas or experience
3) a big fat victim story about how the world is so hard and she can’t get what she wants
(Rihanna, one of the baddest bitches / witches alive on earth at present
Things commonly beloved by basic witches include:
talking about how money is just “green energy” and spiritually by-passing real economic and political issues
practicing over-indulgent care-taking and handholding and calling it “compassion”
sharing pastel memes on Facebook
saying “yoni” instead of “pussy” because “pussy” has an actual charge when you say it
staying stuck in poverty because business and sales are tainted and scary
routinely abusing substances like alcohol and weed rather than dealing with life directly
having plenty of airy ideals that they’re unwilling to put their whole gut and sex into
THAT’S BASIC
So what does it mean to be a bad witch? Well, of course you can check out 10 SIGNS YOU’RE A BAD WITCH – but in brief, bad witches are fiercely intelligent, original, sexually empowered and unconcerned with what other people think. Their magic is about pragmatic results and not about fitting in with the New Age or the goth crowd. They’re people who have a natural gift for witchery and who work on developing their powers.
Bad witches aren’t led by trends or external rules but rather by their own inner authority – their genius, in other words. This often means that they’re stylish, dangerous to the status quo, brilliant and competent.
In other words, very very BAD.
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saying “yoni” instead of “pussy” because “pussy” has an actual charge when you say it
I have seen her heal people who were on the verge of giving up hope, restoring their health and vitality. It is truly magical to witness. But her magical abilities do not stop there. My aunt also has the power of seeing into the future. She can sense things before they happen and provide guidance and advice based on her visions. This has proven to be incredibly helpful in our family, as she has guided us through difficult times and helped us make important decisions. We have come to rely on her insights and trust in her abilities. In addition to her healing and predictive abilities, my aunt can also communicate with animals. I have seen her talk to birds, rabbits, and even stray cats. It is as if she has a special connection with them, understanding their needs and desires. She can calm down an agitated dog or help a lost pigeon find its way back home. It is truly magical to witness her bond with these creatures. My aunt's magical abilities have had a profound impact on our family. She has brought healing, guidance, and a sense of wonder into our lives. We are grateful for her presence and the gifts she possesses. She has taught us the power of belief and the importance of connecting with the world around us. My aunt is not just a family member; she is a living example of the extraordinary and the magical..
Reviews for "The Enchanting Songs of My Aunt's Magical Spells"
1. Amanda - 2 stars - I was really disappointed with "My aunt possesses magical abilities". The story had a lot of potential, but it lacked depth and development. The characters felt one-dimensional, and the plot was predictable. I was hoping for a captivating tale of magic and adventure, but instead, I got a shallow and uninspiring read. Overall, it just didn't live up to my expectations.
2. John - 1 star - This book was a total letdown. The premise sounded interesting, but the execution fell flat. The writing was mediocre at best, with weak descriptions and dialogue. The pacing was off, and I found myself struggling to stay engaged. The magical elements were underwhelming and poorly explained. I wouldn't recommend "My aunt possesses magical abilities" to anyone looking for a captivating and well-crafted fantasy read.
3. Emily - 2 stars - Unfortunately, "My aunt possesses magical abilities" didn't meet my expectations. The story lacked originality, feeling like a mashup of clichés and overused tropes. The protagonist was unrelatable and the supporting characters were forgettable. The magical aspects of the story were underdeveloped and felt like an afterthought. Overall, it was a forgettable read that failed to leave a lasting impression.