I would like to apologize for not being able to fulfill my responsibilities or meet my obligations. In recent weeks, I have been preoccupied and, frankly, *too busy with witchcraft practice* to give my full attention to other aspects of my life. As someone deeply passionate about the occult and spiritual practices, I have been engrossed in intensive study, rituals, and exploring the depths of magic. This new journey has consumed my time and energy, leaving little room for other pursuits. While witchcraft has been a source of immense joy and personal growth, I now realize that it is essential to find a balance between my magical endeavors and the more mundane aspects of life. It is crucial to prioritize and allocate time wisely to honor all aspects of my commitments.
It is crucial to prioritize and allocate time wisely to honor all aspects of my commitments. I understand that my actions have inconvenienced and disappointed those who were counting on me. I deeply regret any inconvenience or disappointment my absence may have caused.
10 signs that she’s a witch
Around Halloween, we call them “witches.” At other times of the year, we use a rhyming word. But our anxieties about powerful women haven’t changed much since the late 17 th century when Salem, Mass., burned with a fatal witchcraft fever.
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Katherine Howe, a descendant of accused Salem witches, has written several popular novels spiced with magic, including “The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane.” As a lecturer on American Studies at Cornell University, she also has a deep knowledge of the culture of witchcraft. Her new anthology, “The Penguin Book of Witches,” offers a fascinating selection of historical accounts – including the 1692 cross examination of the Salem slave Tituba and the 1697 apology of Samuel Sewall, the only Salem judge to publicly express his regret for participating in that deadly ordeal.
In the interest of public safety, The Washington Post presents Howe’s sure-fire 10-step test to determine if someone is a witch. Please report all suspects to the appropriate authorities immediately.
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1. Is the suspect a woman?
Women, as we know, are morally weaker than men, and so more susceptible to temptations into sin. Their natural hunger for ease of living and fine things means the Devil can lure them into signing their name to his book without too much trouble. Okay, so she’s illiterate, but she can still make her mark in the book with her blood. Just look what happened to Adam, when he didn’t provide his wife with sufficient moral guidance and fortitude.
2. Does she have a pet?
After she’s signed away her soul, the Devil will give her a small spirit familiar to attend to her. This creature can shape-shift and be sent out to do her bidding, and she might be able to assume its shape as well. She’ll try to convince you that only black cats are suspicious, but she’s lying. Don’t believe her when she says “Oh, this yellow bird? That’s just my canary.” Be on guard for small snakes, birds, cats, rats, dogs, and griffins.
As a practicing witch and Allure's resident astrologer, it's vital to me to get the record straight about witches, who historically, have always been badasses. While unfortunately, Voodoo queen Marie Laveau is no longer living, there are plenty of witches still alive today who are down to talk about the craft. Kristen J. Sollée, author of Witch Hunt: A Traveler's Guide to the Power & Persecution of the Witch, cites Joan Wright, the first woman charged with being a witch in North America, as one of her favorite witches of all time. “She made the badass move of making light of the accusation and forgave her neighbors for speaking ill of her,” Wright says. "Although the verdict from her 1626 Jamestown, Virginia trial is lost [to history], historians believe she was most likely acquitted."
Moving forward, I will make a conscious effort to manage my time more effectively and ensure that my magical practice does not interfere unduly with my other responsibilities. By finding a equilibrium between my spiritual pursuits and practical obligations, I hope to regain your trust and deliver on my promises. Once again, I offer my sincere apologies for my neglect and appreciate your understanding. Thank you for your patience and unwavering support as I navigate this intricate journey of self-discovery and magical exploration..
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