Broom Hilda the Witch is a famous character from the comic strip created by Russell Myers. Broom Hilda is depicted as an eccentric and often mischievous witch who lives in the enchanted forest. She is known for her distinctive appearance, with wild hair, a large nose, and a pointy hat. One of the defining traits of Broom Hilda is her sense of humor and wit. She is quick with a joke or sarcastic remark, and often uses humor to diffuse tense situations or poke fun at others. Her sharp wit and playful nature make her a beloved character among readers.
Her sharp wit and playful nature make her a beloved character among readers. In addition to her humor, Broom Hilda is also known for her magical powers. She can fly on her broomstick, cast spells, and perform various other enchantments.
Broomhilda – Goddess of Witchcraft
Broomhilda is the answer to the question, “Quis custodiet ipsos maleficis” or, “Who watches the witches?” Witches may make appeals to a wide range of deities whilst practicing their craft, but Broomhilda is the overseeing goddess of the craft itself. The sect of Broomhilda is known as the Office for Standards in Charms, Rites, Occultism, Necromancy and Enchantment or “OFCRONE”. In order to become a certified witch, one must become a member and adhere to the high standards they set. Any witches who fail to adhere to the Codex of Practice are exspelled from the faith or as they call it, “Hexcommunicated”. They also police the prohibition of certain potion ingredients considered unethical in more enlightened modern times. For example, the use of eye of newt has been banned since 1727 when the notorious witch Nic Peepyrs was caught in Westminster Abbey going at Sir Isaac’s newly sealed tomb with a cronebar.
OFCRONE also provides a degree of protection from harassment for its members. Thanks to them, most of the witch burnings that happen these days are when two wiccans have a roast battle. OFCRONE organise security patrols around all rituals where members may choose to worship sky-clad to prevent the local perverts from hiding in the bushes and getting an eyeful. Due to the high chance of being turned into an amphibian if caught, these degenerates are known as “Froggers”. (The witches are not completely merciless. They run a support group for anyone doing “pond penance” called “Amphibians Anonymous”.) OFCRONE also work to promote occultural diversity. Alongside this, they educate the general public about witchcraft. One of the ways they do this is via a live streaming platform where anyone can watch real Yorkshire witches practice the dark arts, called T’Witch. The sect also has a scientific research arm which funds a project searching for signs of Dark Magic in the universe, the Mildred Hubble Space Telescope.
In order to raise sufficient money to fund these activities, the sect of Broomhilda runs a number of commercial ventures. The longest established of these concerns manufactures high quality sacred candles and delivers them direct to your door. Next time you have a power cut, consider placing an express order with, “Something Wicked This Way Comes”. They also own a company, based in the North Riding of Yorkshire, which blends and sells fine teas. The best seller in the range is their, “Great Heck *A* Tea”. Their latest, and perhaps most entertaining, venture is a service where you can hire a troupe of five elderly witches to dance erotically at your birthday party or pre-nuptial night out. If you are a best man with a stag night to organise, you may want to consider ordering a Pent-a-Gran.
When a neophyte joins the cult of Broomhilda, they must spend years training at a school of witchcraft or “Unicurseity” (and if you have been to a real school of witchcraft, you will know the subject taught in the greenhouses is not called “Herbology”, it’s “Occultivation”). During their time at Unicurseity the students will keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings and memorabilia of Hank Marvin, Bruce Welch and Brian Bennett known as a “Book of Shadows”. Once they graduate and have been inducted into the highest echelons of Broomhilda’s priesthood they become privy to the deepest secrets of the craft. In order to prevent these secrets from being betrayed to the uninitiated, the cleric is now locked into the sect for life. The only way to leave, other than by reaching the end of one’s mortal thread, is to be declared insane, but this is notoriously difficult to prove. One witch who wished to leave the cult tried keeping more than twenty pet felines in an attempt to appear deranged. However, the faith leaders decreed that they’d be mad not to love kittens, and so the unfortunate witch remained in the sect forever. This incident became known as the Cats-22 situation.
Whilst there are many spurious tales about witches, they do in fact favour broomstick transportation. However, the technology has advanced beyond recognition in the last 20 years. The most popular current model is a self-driving e-besom known as the “Broomba”. As e-besoms are virtually silent, when they first came out there were multiple collisions with hapless owls and other aerial wildlife. Now e-besoms must be fitted with a small speaker to put back the “broom-broom” sound, and a seat belt to prevent the pilot from flying off the handle.
Throughout most of their lives worshippers of Broomhilda will use their skills to maintain a glamorous and beguiling appearance. They have a very broad and body positive definition of beauty (and have, on occasion, been known to poke random blonde, slim women with a sharp finger in the hope that all the Barbie doll toys around the world will feel a twinge of pain). Towards the end of their mortal existence, some witches choose to embrace the aging process and “go full crone”. Not all witches who choose this path are able to get their complexions to become suitably haggard. One option they have is to undergo a cosmetic aging procedure. The international centre for this form of surgery is based in the Balearic Islands. An unnaturally youthful looking witch in her 70s or 80s may make a visit to the Warter in Majorca so she can look like what she ought-ta.
If you happen to meet a worshipper of Broomhilda, whatever you do, do not touch her bubbling cauldron of green liquid. That’s HER absinthe. Get your own.
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However, her magic is often unpredictable and sometimes goes awry, leading to humorous situations and unexpected consequences. Despite her mischievous nature, Broom Hilda has a kind heart and often uses her magic to help others. She is particularly fond of animals and frequently uses her powers to communicate with them. This deep connection with nature is another aspect of her character that readers find endearing. The comic strip featuring Broom Hilda has been in publication since 1970 and continues to entertain readers to this day. It is a beloved part of the comic strip world, known for its unique blend of humor, fantasy, and heart. In conclusion, Broom Hilda the Witch is a beloved character known for her sharp wit, magical abilities, and kind heart. She has entertained readers for decades and continues to be a memorable figure in the comic strip world..
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1. Jane Smith - 2 stars - I was really disappointed with "Broomhilda the Witch". The plot felt unoriginal and predictable, lacking any unique twists or surprises. The characters were also one-dimensional, making it hard for me to connect with them. Additionally, the writing style was flat and uninspiring, lacking the descriptive language and immersive storytelling that I look for in a fantasy book. Overall, "Broomhilda the Witch" failed to captivate my interest and left me wanting more.
2. John Davis - 1 star - I found "Broomhilda the Witch" to be a poorly written and poorly executed novel. The pacing was inconsistent, with long stretches of dullness followed by rushed and confusing action scenes. The dialogue was stilted and unrealistic, making it hard to take the characters seriously. Moreover, the world-building was shoddy, leaving many plot holes and unanswered questions. I regret spending my time and money on this book as it failed to deliver an enjoyable reading experience.
3. Emily Thompson - 2 stars - "Broomhilda the Witch" had an intriguing premise, but the execution fell short for me. The writing style was clunky and repetitive, making it difficult to stay engaged. The main character lacked depth and growth, and the supporting characters were forgettable. Additionally, the plot felt disjointed and scattered, with no clear direction or purpose. I had high hopes for this book, but it ultimately left me unimpressed.
4. Michael Johnson - 1 star - As a fan of fantasy, "Broomhilda the Witch" was a major letdown. The story lacked originality and felt like a poor imitation of other successful fantasy novels. The world-building was weak, with little detail or explanation provided. Additionally, the pacing was painfully slow, and the lack of action made it hard to stay interested. I would not recommend this book to fellow fantasy enthusiasts.
5. Rachel Adams - 2 stars - I found "Broomhilda the Witch" to be a mediocre read. The writing was average, with nothing particularly memorable or outstanding. The characters were underdeveloped, and their motivations were unclear. The plot had potential, but it never fully delivered on its promises. Overall, "Broomhilda the Witch" left me feeling underwhelmed and wishing for a more engaging and well-crafted story.