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Would you use the Magic Conch or the Conch Signal?

Now you can only use one of these once. Choose wisely. The Conch Signal summons the amazing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy at will! (Imagine meeting them!) Or you can use the Magic Conch that answer any question in the world for you whether it be about the past/present/future.

Which one will you pick?

I'd personally choose the Conch Signal. Why? Even though I'd like one answer to anything in the world, I'd love to meet Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Maybe I could have slightly overcooked popcorn and be able to breathe underwater with SpongeBob and friends! :pattongue:

Homie

get outer my space!

Growlie

Best Boy

I can't pick a vote on this, as I would simply smash The Magic Conch, especially If It said "No" If I asked It If I could eat. Probably what Squidward would've done.
As for the Conch Signal, I'll think about that.

DiabolicalGenius

Mad Scientist/ Evil Genius

RedSoxFan274

Baseball. Hockey. SBM vet. I drop in unexpectedly.

The Conch Signal summons help.

The Magic Conch summons help AND predicts the future.

I mean, yes, I'm sure I could use the Conch Signal to summon Mermaidman and Barnacleboy if I were stranded in a forest or something of that nature, but then I wouldn't have any spaghetti, turkey, and super yummy delicious sandwiches to munch on while I was waiting for them show up. And could they tell me the score of the Red Sox game while I was isolated in a sea of skyscraper-tall algae with no NESN access? I doubt it.

So for this question there's only one answer.

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

E.V.I.L

I

SpongeyKid

mynameisspongeykid

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH! Yeah, I'd pick the Magic Conch. I would love to see MM and BB though, but I can just ask the Magic Conch if I'll ever meet em'. I'm taking a risk!

The Strangler

Part Computer or Something

SpongyDevotee

Giant Clam

The Conch Signal, because The Magic Conch is pure evil. It hates Squidward, and it hates SpongeBob, Patrick, and that ranger guy too because she clearly wants to starve them to death!

"No" and "Nothing" are her most evilest quotes.

She still is really funny though, I guess, but still, I always found this "character" or piece of plastic or whatever to be very mean-spirited. But I STILL think Club SpongeBob is Good.

The Conch Signal is not that good either, but hey, at least it's not evil! And who wouldn't want to summon the GREATEST SUPERHEROES EVER, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! Haha, lol.

Karen 5000

Is it Rainbow Crash or Rainbow Dash?

I would choose All Hail the Magic Conch!
I would use it to answer any question in the world like how much I would get for my Maths Examination.

So, ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

SpongyDevotee

Giant Clam

SBRoxMan

SpongeBobRocksMan

The Magic Conch so I could ask it to lead me to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy :P

Also, I could ask it some challenging questions, as long as it doesn't forbid me from eating a delicious picnic :P

Cha

I love SBM

Well I don't think Squidward needs any help from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy anytime soon. Unless it's help with chores or cleaning his clarinet. But at the same time the Magic Conch Shell basically hates him as we saw throughout the episode.. I guess I'll say the conch signal then. Squidward will keep abusing it until they take it away like they did for SpongeBob. :P

Popeyes Haunted Barnacles

Sir Tweets and Eats a Lot

PinheadLarry

Ponhead

SpongyDevotee

Giant Clam

Well I don't think Squidward needs any help from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy anytime soon. Unless it's help with chores or cleaning his clarinet. But at the same time the Magic Conch Shell basically hates him as we saw throughout the episode.. I guess I'll say the conch signal then. Squidward will keep abusing it until they take it away like they did for SpongeBob. :P

Haha, that's exactly the kind of response I was hoping for! XD The Magic Conch Shell does more harm than good to Squidward and hates the living cr** out of him for some reason, and the Conch Signal could actually aid him because Mermaidman and Barnacleboy don't really hate Squidward, well, as much. And they can't say no to him (unless he overuses it). But the Magic Conch Shell can! Saying no is her speciality!

The Unapologetic Geek

Nickelodeon's smash hit cartoon, SpongeBob SquarePants, made the news rounds yesterday because of a study that suggested it might reduce the attention spans of 4-year-olds. Though I could easily spend some time discussing the worthlessness of the study (it's small, preliminary, sloppy, uncontrolled, etc.), I would rather talk about the serious subject matter that occasionally creeps into the show. These deep messages could easily plant themselves into the subconscious minds of developing young brains, for better or for worse, and I think that's far more relevant than what the cartoon does to the short-term attention span of a 4-year-old. As the father of a toddler, I am exposed to a lot of SpongeBob's exploits these days, but I will admit that I have been watching the show for much longer than my son has been alive. Sometimes, an episode will have a pretty intense, heavy subtext, and it isn't always hidden. For example:

The episode: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward wind up in the middle of the wilderness with no food or supplies, save a toy called the magic conch (basically the same thing as a Magic 8-Ball). SpongeBob and Patrick insist on seeking guidance from the toy, which tells them to do nothing, while Squidward tries to use his reason to survive. Squidward is exasperated, however, when food literally falls from the sky, rewarding SpongeBob and Patrick for their inaction. Squidward wants to eat, but when he asks the conch if he can, it continually says, "No." As he reaches the height of anger and desperation, a ranger appears, and Squidward is certain they have finally been saved. However, the ranger has a magic conch shell of his own, and like SpongeBob and Patrick, he does exactly what it tells him to do. When the toy then instructs them all to "do nothing," Squidward finally relents, exhaustedly sitting down and proclaiming, "All hail the magic conch."

The subtext: In Genesis 22, Abraham is instructed by God to take his only son, Isaac, to the top of a mountain and kill him as a sacrifice to the Lord. Abraham is saddened by this demand, but he does as God instructs. At the last possible moment, with the knife about to fall into Isaac's chest, God stops Abraham's hand. The story is one of many Biblical tales about the importance of faith, the importance of believing even when it seems insane to do so. As they say, God works in mysterious ways, so if he tells you to sit around and do nothing, even when your survival is at stake, you'd better do what He says.

The lesson: If you're a religious parent, this is a great episode for starting a conversation with your kids about the nature of faith, especially since it lacks the utter brutality of Biblical parables like the one featuring Abraham and Isaac. If you're a heathen, you can use this episode to teach your children how random coincidence can make believers out of anyone. Either way, it can be a powerful teaching tool.

The episode: SpongeBob engages in some Spring cleaning, but as he tries to throw away his trash, Patrick asks how SpongeBob can discard things with such sentimental value. SpongeBob gives it some thought and realizes that Patrick is right. He stops the garbage truck from disposing of his stuff, and then, at work, he starts collecting things like mayo, patty grease, and even sweat, all because they supposedly maintain sentimental value. His house quickly fills with junk, which spills out onto his lawn. Squidward, upset over the mess, calls the police. The police condemn SpongeBob's house, informing him that he can either throw away all his junk or he can evacuate his pineapple. Deeply upset about this ultimatum, SpongeBob eventually agrees to throw it all away, taking a picture of each item so that the sentimental value is not lost. In the end, Squidward is happy that SpongeBob's house and lawn are clean, but then discovers that his house is filled to the brim with SpongeBob's photographs.

The subtext: I don't think you can even call this a subtext, because "Sentimental Sponge" is basically just an animated episode of A&E's Hoarders.

The lesson: SpongeBob will help motivate your kid to clean his or her room.

The episode: Mr. Krabs dumps his used fry grease behind the Chum Bucket, where his rival, Plankton, discovers it. Plankton, noting how delicious the grease is, starts soaking his "Chum Patties" in it, which causes a boon for his business. When Mr. Krabs realizes what is happening, he starts selling "Deluxe Krabby Patties," which are made from Krabby Patties soaked in grease. In response, Plankton starts selling "Chummy Patties with Quadruple Grilled Goodness," followed by Mr. Krabs soaking hamburger buns in grease to make "Yummy Bunz." Plankton then starts selling burnt grease crumbs, which he calls "Crispity Crunchities," and Mr. Krabs eventually just starts serving grease on a paper plate, which he calls "Wow! Soup." Disturbed by these developments, SpongeBob calls in the health inspector, who arrives in a Hazmat suit and shuts down both restaurants until the grease is cleaned up.

The subtext: There are so many possible subtexts in this episode, I hardly know where to start. The wise folks over at SpongeBob SquarePants Wiki think it might be a parable about the deviousness of the fast food industry, but I think it goes much deeper than that. You could argue that this is a recreation of the Cold War arms race between the USA and the USSR, making it a cautionary tale about the dangers of nuclear proliferation, or you could argue that it is a microchosm of the arms race that is evolution, making it an episode that deals with the very nature of life itself. This is a special episode indeed, and it can go as deep as you want it to, until you find Leonardo DiCaprio duking it out with the projection of his dead wife. Yes, this is the episode you should point to when somebody tries to argue that there is nothing particularly profound about SpongeBob SquarePants.

The lesson: If we don't do something soon, the world will end with everyone obese and covered in grease. Michelle Obama would approve this message.

-e. magill 9/13/2011

Recap / SpongeBob SquarePants S 3 E 2 "Club SpongeBob" / "My Pretty Seahorse"

SpongeBob and Patrick get Squidward into their little club. which takes them all the way out into the middle of the Kelp Forest.

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"Club SpongeBob" contains examples of:

• Added Alliterative Appeal:

• No matter how stupid you may regard others or their beliefs, it is unwise to berate them as you never know when you yourself might need their assistance.
• Don't always assume warnings are threats or insults. There genuinely wasn't enough room for Squidward in the club at first.
• Don't cut off your nose to spite your face. Squidward made clear he thought the whole idea of the club was stupid and only forced his way in because he took offence that they made a point of excluding him, which it was led to them getting lost in the forest in the first place.
• When you get lost in the woods, stay put and help will eventually find you.

Squidward: Well, I'll have you know that I am a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom!
Patrick: What did he say?
SpongeBob: I don't know. Something about his nose?
Patrick: Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!

• Squidward's attempt to get out of the kelp forest gets him lost, but he sees an opening and celebrates freedom after jumping through it. He then sees SpongeBob and Patrick right next to him and realizes he just came back to where he started.
• From Squidward's POV, the park ranger who finds him turning out to have a Magic Conch Shell, and thus be another member of SpongeBob and Patrick's club instead of someone sane. And said ranger's Shell gives the same "Nothing" advice.

Patrick: Here, let me try. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?
Magic Conch: No.
Patrick: Hmm. Could I have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?
Magic Conch: Yes.
Patrick: All right! (vacuums in the sandwich and burps) Sorry, Squidward.

Squidward: Doesn't that smell good, SpongeBob? You haven't eaten in days. How about you, Patrick? A big boy's gotta eat! Well, you can't have any. And do you know why, SpongeBob? Because your club president is a shell! (shakes his butt in SpongeBob's face) If you'd have listened to me, you'd have food, shelter, and a roaring fire. But instead you listened to a talking clam. that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the sky! (laughs) Fall right out of the sky!
(camera switches to an airplane falling out of the sky)

Squidward: Could I have something to eat?!
Magic Conch: No.
Squidward: Could I have something to eat?!
Magic Conch: No.
Squidward: Could I have something to eat?!
Magic Conch: No.
Squidward: Can't you say anything else but "no"?!
Magic Conch: Try asking again.
Squidward: (hopefully) Can I have something to eat?
Magic Conch: (snarkily) No!

My Pretty Seahorse

Original air date: 7/12/2002 (produced in 2001)

SpongeBob befriends a seahorse he calls Mystery, but trouble ensues when it follows him to the Krusty Krab.

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