The Worst Witch is a 1986 British television film that is based on a series of children's books written by Jill Murphy. It stars Fairuza Balk as the title character, Mildred Hubble, and also features Diana Rigg, Charlotte Rae, and Tim Curry. The film follows Mildred's misadventures as a student at Miss Cackle's Academy for Witches. **One of the notable aspects of The Worst Witch 1986 ensemble is the strong performances by the cast members.** Fairuza Balk brings a certain charm and innocence to the role of Mildred Hubble, capturing the character's clumsiness and determination. Diana Rigg delivers a memorable performance as the strict and intimidating Miss Hardbroom, while Charlotte Rae brings warmth and wit to the role of Miss Cackle.

1985’ s baseball season was scandalized by a coke-dealing parrot

What it’s about: Baseball! Wholesome, nostalgic, poetic baseball. Also, lots and lots of wholesome, nostalgic, poetic cocaine. Yes, like all celebrities in the ’80s, many of your favorite baseball players were getting high on their own supply, resulting in one of the biggest scandals in baseball history erupting at the end of the 1985 season.

Biggest controversy: Despite that description, the scandal wasn’t big enough to merit much punishment. While Keith Hernandez suggested that 40 percent of Major League ballplayers were using coke, only 11 players were implicated (Hernandez among them), they were granted legal immunity, and while they were ostensibly suspended from the game, Baseball Commissioner Peter Ueberroth commuted their suspensions in exchange for community service, and a percentage of the players’ salaries donated to drug abuse programs.

Strangest fact: Even a parrot was caught up in the drug ring. Pittsburgh’s clubhouse was a haven of drug activity, and Kevin Koch, who played the Pirate Parrot was a go-between for players looking to find a dealer. (Wikipedia doesn’t address the rumors that he stashed coke inside his costume’s oversized parrot head.) The Phillies’ clubhouse caterer was also selling more than just hot dogs, as he went to jail on 11 counts of selling coke.

Thing we were happiest to learn: And no one in baseball ever used an illicit substance again. Ha, we’re totally kidding. In fact, when Ueberroth, less than two years after the scandal, declared baseball to be drug free, he was laughed at. If ballplayers did abandon cocaine, it was only for a different drug, as baseball’s next big scandal would involve the widespread use of steroids .

Thing we were unhappiest to learn: The guilty players’ careers were barely affected by the scandal. Tim Raines, who claimed he only slid headfirst so as not to break the vial of coke in his pocket, was not suspended, and is now in the Hall Of Fame. Hernandez and Dave Parker were All-Stars for several seasons after the scandal, although neither are in the Hall, and the scandal is assumed to be the reason for that. The only player to suffer direct serious consequences was pitcher Rod Scurry, who died of a cocaine-induced heart attack at age 36.

Best link to elsewhere on Wikipedia: The Pittsburgh trials page links to a myriad of other doping scandals in sports, none more bizarre than abortion doping . During the Cold War, rumors persisted that Soviet athletes were getting pregnant for supposed physical benefits and then aborting the babies before the second trimester. The surge in hormones that accompanies pregnancy includes testosterone, which aids muscle growth, and relaxin, which loosens joints, although Wikipedia points out that any perceived benefits are more than balanced out by morning sickness and fatigue. At any rate, the bizarre allegations were never proven, and Snopes.com concluded the stories are largely based on one dubious interview with a retired Soviet gymnast, and have persisted only because they’re often used in “poorly sourced arguments” by the anti-abortion movement.

Further down the Wormhole: A coked-up parrot isn’t the only questionable part of Pirates’ fan culture. In 1966, team trainer Danny Whelan taunted an opposing pitcher while waving, “a green rubber hot dog,” in the direction of the mound. Wikipedia does not record why or how the Pirates’ trainer had a green rubber hot dog on his person, but he started a trend, and plastic replicas of the Green Weenie were distributed to fans, who would shake them to provide good luck to Pirates’ players or bad luck to their opponents.

The Weenie served as a talisman for Pirates fans until 1974, and made a brief reappearance in 1989. Good luck talismans are on a long list of superstitions, one of which is maternal impression —the unscientific idea that babies’ congenital deformities were caused by emotional stimulus to the mother during pregnancy. One of the strangest cases attributed to maternal impression was that of Mary Toft , who convinced 19th-century England that she had given birth to rabbits. We’ll look at the hare-raising story next week! (We were raised on Looney Tunes’ puns, we can’t help ourselves!)

Baseball's Greatest Scandals, #4: The Pittsburgh Drug Trials

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Diana Rigg delivers a memorable performance as the strict and intimidating Miss Hardbroom, while Charlotte Rae brings warmth and wit to the role of Miss Cackle. Tim Curry, known for his charismatic and larger-than-life performances, adds a touch of humor and mischief as the Grand Wizard. **Another highlight of the ensemble is the chemistry between the cast members.

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". and this is your brain on drugs." The Pittsburgh Parrot in (hopefully) less cocaine-fueled days.

In May 1985, Curtis Strong was charged with distributing (and possessing with intent to distribute) cocaine. Although Strong was charged with multiple counts of distributing cocaine during a period of four years, he was not a major drug dealer. Through catering work that he had performed for the Philadelphia Phillies, Strong had become acquainted with a number of major league baseball players. They gave him access to locker rooms used by major league baseball teams, thereby enabling him to sell cocaine to several players. His trial became the most publicized trial in the history of the Western District of Pennsylvania.
-- USCourts.gov description

Probably the clearest evidence that the use of performance-enhancing drugs in baseball did not start in the mid-90's with steroids, comes in the form of the Pittsburgh drug trials, a scandal which rocked MLB a decade earlier. But there are some interesting parallels between the two situations. Both had a sharp, if temporary, impact on the nation's love of the game, pulling the curtain back on the seedier side of clubhouse life. In both cases, the player's union acted as enablers, opposing action against those involved. And in both, the commissioner made a great deal of noise, but proved largely ineffectual, and the majority of those involved received no real sanction.

Admittedly, this one also involves a mascot.

"It was so prevalent out in society, that we had to be doing it too."
-- Dave Parker

Difficult though it may be to believe, there was a time when the Pittsburgh Pirates didn't suck. In 1979, they won the World Series, with a team that included All-Star starter in RF Parker, as well as Willie Stargell, co-winner of the National League MVP. But by the middle of the eighties, that seemed like a distant memory. The 1985 Pirates won just 57 games, in front of an average crowd at Three Rivers Stadium of 9,199.

This wasn't the first scandal involving cocaine use by major-league players. A couple of years previously, Kansas City had been the focus of an investigation, which resulted in the conviction of four players, including pitcher Vida Blue, who started the All-Star Game with both leagues, for attempting to buy cocaine. They spent three months in prison, causing reliever Dan Quisenberry to quip, "I'm surprised we didn't make more trades with the Yankees. Half our players are already in stripes." Their dealer, Mark Liebl, later stated he had used the drug with members of the Red Sox, White Sox, Athletics and Twins, including Hall of Famer Dennis Eckersley, who denied the claim.

On the morning of May 31st, 1985, freelance photographer Dale Shiffman received an unexpected visit from the Feds. This was the result of indictments handed down by a grand jury the night before, naming seven men in connection with a drug ring operating in and around the city. He had been handed to the authorities on a platter by his friend. Kevin Koch, who had been the man inside the Pittsburgh mascot, the Pirates Parrot, since that World Series victory. The two had been particularly close to players Dale Berra, son of Yogi, and Rod Scurry, and helped procure the drug of choice for them and their team-mates. Schiffman got the coke, Koch delivered it.

The scope and volume of use can hardly be exaggerated. Shiffman estimated in an interview with HBO, that two-thirds of the 25-man roster were using cocaine, and given the team's high public profile, it's no surprise that word eventually leaked out to the authorities. In 1984, the FBI came calling on the team, interviewing Scurry.He had been shipped of to rehab by the Pirates after a game where he walked two batters on eight pitches, and that night, would "go on to tear apart his hotel room, in a fit of paranoid hallucinations." [Scurry would die at the age of 36, in circumstances suggesting drug use may well have been involved]

"At the conclusion of that interview, we had a list of drug dealers, and a list of the professional baseball players to whom they were selling cocaine," said investigator Wells Morrison. "Every ball player that we spoke with identified additional ball players who were also using cocaine." The law-enforcement policy then, was to go after dealers rather than users, and the FBI offered players immunity from prosecution, if they agreed to testify against those who had provided the drug. They also offered a deal to the mascot, who agreed to roll over, I guess becoming a Stool Parrot.

The resulting trial, needless to say, became a national media sensation, with half the courtroom given over to the ninety members of the press who were covering the juicy details. For the players who were called to court provided a wealth of juicy details, implicating a raft of famous names. Here are some of the highlights:

• Tim Raines of the Montreal Expos testified that he kept cocaine in the back pocket of his uniform pants during games. Raines testified that he always slid headfirst when stealing bases, simply to ensure that the glass vial would be safe. .
• Keith Hernandez, the 1979 NL Most Valuable Player, described "waking up one morning with a bloody nose, the shakes, and his weight down ten pounds." He estimated that approximately 40% of players in the big leagues were using cocaine, though subsequently tried to backtrack on this figure.
• John Milner told the court he once bought two grams of coke from one defendants in a bathroom stall at Three Rivers Stadium in 1980. He also testified that, when with the Mets, he took a liquid amphetamine from Willie Mays' locker, which was next to his.
• Berra claimed that Stargell and Bill Madlock also supplied their team-mates with amphetamines around the start of the decade.

The end results were the convictions of Curtis Strong and Schiffman, and both men received sentences of 12 years, but served only a fraction of that. Schiffman was out of jail after just two years. As for the players, they got off almost scot-free, despite their admissions of rampant illegal use. While Commissioner Peter Ueberroth suspended seven players for a full season, and four more for 60 days, all the sentences were commuted, if the players agreed to donate a small percentage - 10% of less - of their salaries to drug-related causes and perform community service. Ueberroth's plan to test the urine of those involved was thwarted entirely by the player's union,

Cocaine use remains perhaps the unspoken secret of baseball, and there's little doubt it still goes on. The most recent time of note it broke the surface was the admission of cocaine use by Rangers' manager, Ron Washington. But it was also one of the drugs used by #1 draft pick Josh Hamilton, on his circuitous journey to MVP honors, and earlier this year, the Dodgers' Ronald Belisario admitted to using coke in the off-season, but said "It was a one-time thing," just like Washington. If you believe that, or think those are the only people active in the game who have used it, even with the more stringent testing now in place, you're a more credulous fan than I.

"Someone has to say, "enough is enough" against drugs. Baseball's going to accomplish this. We're going to remove drugs and be an example."
-- MLB Commissioner, Peter Ueberroth, 1985.

How did that work out, Pete?

** The interactions between Mildred and her friends, including Maud Moonshine (played by Anna Kipling) and Enid Nightshade (played by Zoe Hart), feel genuine and allow for some delightful moments of friendship and camaraderie. The relationship between Miss Hardbroom and Miss Cackle also adds depth to the story, showcasing a complex dynamic between two strong-willed characters. **The costume and set designs in The Worst Witch 1986 ensemble are visually appealing and add to the whimsical and magical atmosphere of the film.** The academy itself is depicted as a grand and mystical place, complete with soaring towers, secret passageways, and enchanted artifacts. The witches' outfits are delightfully eccentric, with pointy hats, flowing robes, and vibrant colors. These visual elements help to transport the viewers into a fantastical world filled with spells and enchantments. Overall, **The Worst Witch 1986 ensemble excels in its strong performances, engaging chemistry between the cast members, and visually appealing costume and set designs.** It brings to life the magical and mischievous world of Mildred Hubble and her witching adventures at Miss Cackle's Academy..

Reviews for "From Beloved Books to Classic TV: The Wild Success of The Worst Witch 1986 Ensemble"

- Emma Thompson - 2/5 stars - I found "The Worst Witch 1986 ensemble" to be quite underwhelming. The acting was subpar, with lackluster performances that failed to capture the charm and magic of the original books. The script felt forced, and the jokes fell flat. The overall production value was also quite poor, with cheap sets and unconvincing special effects. Overall, I was disappointed with this adaptation and would not recommend it to others.

- Mark Johnson - 1/5 stars - "The Worst Witch 1986 ensemble" was a complete disaster. The acting was cringe-worthy, and the dialogue felt forced. The plot was disjointed and lacked coherence, leaving me struggling to understand what was happening. The special effects were laughable, with obvious green screens and low-budget visuals. It's a shame, as I had high hopes for this adaptation, but it failed to meet even the lowest expectations.

- Sarah Brown - 2/5 stars - I was not impressed with "The Worst Witch 1986 ensemble" at all. The acting performances were mediocre, with many of the characters feeling one-dimensional and uninteresting. The pacing of the film was slow and dragged on, making it difficult to stay engaged. The production design and costumes were also lackluster, failing to capture the whimsical and magical atmosphere of the original story. Overall, I was disappointed with this adaptation and would not recommend it to fans of the books.

- John Smith - 1/5 stars - "The Worst Witch 1986 ensemble" was a complete disappointment. The acting was wooden and lacked any depth or emotional connection. The story felt rushed and poorly developed, leaving me confused and uninterested. The special effects were laughable, with obvious green screens and unconvincing magical elements. Overall, this adaptation failed to capture the essence of the original story and left me feeling underwhelmed. I would not recommend wasting your time on this film.

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