The Incompetent Boss Voodoo Doll: A Modern Alternative to Traditional Office Politics

Have you ever had an incompetent boss who made your work life miserable? Well, here's a humorous solution to vent your frustration: the **incompetent boss voodoo doll**. This unconventional stress-relief tool allows you to take control and alleviate some of the frustrations caused by your boss's incompetence. The concept behind the incompetent boss voodoo doll is simple. Instead of resorting to harmful or negative ways of dealing with work-related stress, the voodoo doll provides a safe and fun outlet. By using pins to poke different parts of the doll, you can symbolically release your pent-up frustrations. This quirky tool is not meant to harm anyone physically or emotionally, but rather serves as a lighthearted way to cope with difficult situations.

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While only 80 people could be inside the tower at any time, nearly 5,000 people climbed it over the two-day event, said Lynn Von Korff of the Prospect Park Association. Reopening Minneapolis Witch s Hat Tower to the public and potentially making it available for large events like weddings will likely cost the city at least 350,000, according to a new assessment of the long-closed landmark.

This quirky tool is not meant to harm anyone physically or emotionally, but rather serves as a lighthearted way to cope with difficult situations. Just imagining your boss's face on the doll as you poke it can help you find humor in the situation and provide a momentary relief from stress. Of course, it's important to remember that the incompetent boss voodoo doll should be used in good fun and not as a replacement for necessary action or communication.

Repairing and reopening Minneapolis' Witch's Hat Tower could cost at least $350,000

The iconic water tower has been closed four years, but neighborhood groups and city leaders are pushing to reopen the landmark and expand public access to it.

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Reopening Minneapolis' Witch's Hat Tower to the public — and potentially making it available for large events like weddings — will likely cost the city at least $350,000, according to a new assessment of the long-closed landmark.

The 110-year-old Witch's Hat Tower, officially the Prospect Park Water Tower, was last open to the public for a "Doors Open" event in 2019. That's when a step in the narrow steel staircase coiling up to the observation deck broke beneath visitors' feet, forcing organizers to evacuate the building, said Susan Larson-Fleming, who was the archivist with the Hennepin History Museum until 2017. No one was allowed inside for four years while graffiti accrued around the tower's base and a heavily reinforced iron door kept would-be urban explorers at bay.

Now, neighborhood organizations say it's time to get the historic water tower the repairs it needs to reopen, and the city has a clearer picture of how much that could cost.

In May, Minneapolis sent a structural engineer from KLJ Engineering up into the tower to conduct a basic structural assessment. KLJ delivered its initial findings last month, which included estimated costs for a slate of options and the recommendation that the city employ a building science and forensics firm for deeper investigation.

KLJ's Drew Andersen found the tower in fair condition considering it was built in 1913. But there were a few visible problems including concrete deterioration, rebar corrosion and staircase connections that had rotated out of alignment and were no longer providing support.

"We're not surprised we're hearing that there are serious deficiencies," said Joe Ring, president of the Friends of Tower Hill Park, who is anxious to know when repairs will be ordered. "We're kind of dumbfounded because it doesn't seem to be moving forward."

The Friends and the Prospect Park neighborhood association volunteered to staff the tower on the occasions it was open in the past. Now, Ring says the neighborhood groups want the city — which owns the tower — and the Park Board — which owns the surrounding parkland — to work together to restore and maintain the site, which has a National Register of Historic Places designation.

The city asked KLJ to estimate costs for three paths forward: keeping the tower closed, retrofitting it for limited access to the historical tower observation deck or opening it to larger public events like weddings. The options range from $50,000 for localized repairs to $350,000 for limited scope renovation to $1.3 million for complex rehab.

The most expensive option would make the Witch's Tower far more accessible than in years past. Typically, the tower was open just a few hours of the year during the Pratt Community School's ice cream social attracted significant crowds hoping to glimpse its sweeping view of the city.

"If people wanted to get up to the tower, you had to wait in a line that kind of wrapped around the park and then down the street to University Avenue, it was so long," said Larson-Fleming.

That was the case when the tower was last accessible, for Doors Open 2019. While only 80 people could be inside the tower at any time, nearly 5,000 people climbed it over the two-day event, said Lynn Von Korff of the Prospect Park Association.

Council Member Robin Wonsley, whose ward includes Prospect Park, said the city is working to propose to the Park Board an agreement around shared maintenance responsibilities. Ideally, the tower would be restored to the point that it could be open to the public for more days of the year than it was before, she said.

"We want to make this a very special gathering space that can be part of a more regular experience in the lives of our residents who value this park and value the structure so deeply," she said. "It doesn't have to just be a one-time thing. Let's figure out how to make that happen."

Susan Du covers the city of Minneapolis for the Star Tribune.

While it may temporarily lighten your mood, addressing the issues with your boss directly or seeking support from coworkers or professionals is crucial for long-term resolution. Ultimately, the incompetent boss voodoo doll is a whimsical and creative way to navigate the challenges that come with having an incapable boss. It serves as a reminder that sometimes we all need a little lightheartedness to cope with the frustrations we encounter in the workplace. So, the next time you're feeling overwhelmed by your boss's incompetence, give the voodoo doll a try and let off some steam in a playful manner..

Reviews for "Unleash Your Inner Power with the Incompetent Boss Voodoo Doll"

1. Jessica - 1 out of 5 stars

I was genuinely excited when I first purchased the "Incompetent boss voodoo doll" as I thought it would be a fun and harmless way to take out my frustrations. However, upon receiving the product, I was deeply disappointed. The quality of the doll was extremely poor, with loose stitching and a flimsy construction. Not to mention, the pins that came with the doll were dull and barely pierced the fabric. It was a complete waste of money and did nothing to alleviate my stress. I would highly advise against purchasing this product.

2. Michael - 2 out of 5 stars

While the concept of an "Incompetent boss voodoo doll" may seem enticing, I found this particular product to be quite underwhelming. The doll itself was small and poorly made, making it difficult to properly stick the pins in. Furthermore, the pins themselves were quite blunt, making it impossible to even puncture the fabric in some cases. Overall, the product did not live up to its promises and did not provide any sense of relief or satisfaction. Do yourself a favor and look for alternative ways to cope with a difficult boss.

3. Sarah - 2 out of 5 stars

I was excited to try out the "Incompetent boss voodoo doll" as a stress-reliever, but unfortunately, it fell flat. The doll was poorly made, with flimsy arms and legs that often fell off with the slightest touch. The pins that came with the doll were also low quality, making it difficult to poke them into the doll's body. Additionally, the doll's facial expression left much to be desired, and it did not resemble anyone remotely similar to my boss. Overall, the product was a disappointment and did not provide any satisfaction or stress relief.

Why Every Workplace Needs an Incompetent Boss Voodoo Doll