Spell Waste: Dumping and its Consequences

Dumping spells in garbage heaps has become a common practice for those looking to dispose of unwanted or expired magical spells. This trend has seen a significant increase in recent years, as more and more witches and wizards are finding themselves with a surplus of spells that they no longer have a need for. One of the main reasons why dumping spells in garbage heaps has become so popular is the convenience it offers. Rather than having to individually dismantle each spell and dispose of it in a proper manner, witches and wizards can simply gather all their unwanted spells and dump them in a designated area. This saves them time and effort, allowing them to focus on more pressing matters. However, this practice has raised concerns among magical authorities and environmentalists alike.

Janice and Steven Pauk, of Deltona, each get a T-shirt and a can of Stink for their entry. Steven named the landfill “Oxygen Hollow,” and Janice suggested it be used as a zoo for mutated insects and small animals.

Jones, who praises the work, adds that the answer will never be definitive, but we can get towards an answer by getting data from both archaeological and paleoclimate perspectives. Triggered by a series of three massive volcanic eruptions beginning in 536 CE, this mini ice age ushered in a prolonged period of cooling across much of Europe and Asia.

However, this practice has raised concerns among magical authorities and environmentalists alike. Dumping spells in garbage heaps can have serious consequences on the environment and the magical community as a whole. Spells that are not properly disposed of can potentially emit harmful energies that can contaminate the surrounding area.

1,500-Year-Old Trash Piles Hint at a Byzantine City’s Collapse

The Byzantine-era settlement of Elusa might have been crippled by the effects of climate change decades before the Islamic conquests of the seventh century.

Archaeologists root through the rubble in one of the Byzantine-era trash mounds near the ancient city of Elusa is Israel's Negev Desert. Image Credit: Guy Bar-Oz, University of Haifa

When a civilization is barreling towards its demise, garbage collectors tend to stop picking up the trash.

At least, that might have been the case for the Byzantine settlement of Elusa (also known as Halutza) in Israel’s Negev Desert, according to a study published today in the journal PNAS. Though the collapse of cities like Elusa is often linked to the Islamic conquests of the seventh century, a new analysis of garbage heaps near the ancient settlement indicates that organized trash removal might have come to a halt up to a century prior. These findings hint at a controversial idea: that the region’s decline was actually brought on by the far-reaching repercussions of a small ice age that took root around the year 540 CE, long before foreign forces invaded.

“This is a wonderful example of a thoughtful, well-grounded archaeological study,” says Melinda Zeder, an archaeologist and curator emeritus at the National Museum of Natural History who edited the paper for publication. “It brings climate back into the discussion of this particular societal collapse in the Byzantine Empire, especially in this area of the Negev.”

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Though refuse ultimately became the piéce de rèsistance of his team’s work, study author Guy Bar-Oz, an archaeologist at the University of Haifa in Israel, didn’t plan on dumpster diving when he began excavations at the Byzantine ruins swaddled in the sands of the Negev Desert.

Upon arriving in Elusa, Bar-Oz and his colleagues sought out the highest point of elevation they could find to survey the site: a loamy knoll protruding nearly 17 feet out of the ground. It was only once they’d reached its crest that the researchers realized their makeshift platform was actually a heap studded with charred seeds, pottery, and bones—a pile of 1,500-year-old garbage crunching beneath their shoes.

One of Elusa's trash mounds, which ranged from eight to 17 feet in height. Image Credit: Guy Bar-Oz, University of Haifa

The trash in this mound, and three others like it, turned out to be an archaeological gold mine. Much of it was domestic: olive pits, pieces of pottery, ashes cleaned out from ovens, the bones of sheep, goats, and fish whose meat might have fed the masses. Other debris included discarded building blocks from the city itself, such as excess rubble from construction, and lumps of mud-based mortar.

A surface view of one of Elusa's trash heaps, which contained artifacts ranging from pieces of pottery to seeds and bones leftover from meals enjoyed during the Byzantine era. Image Credit: Guy Bar-Oz, University of Haifa

But Bar-Oz was most struck by the scraps that signaled a Negev Desert specialty: hundreds of grape seeds, presumably byproducts of fermentation of the region’s famous and highly sought-after export of Gaza wine (which Bar-Oz hopes to someday recreate). “We immediately knew these were important—there were just so many, and you could see the diversity of them with the naked eye,” he says.

This can have negative effects on both the magical and non-magical beings residing nearby. Additionally, dumping spells in garbage heaps can also lead to the unintentional release of powerful or dangerous spells. When spells are dumped together, there is a risk that they can interact with one another, creating unexpected and potentially hazardous results. This can pose a threat not only to those in close proximity to the garbage heap but also to magical creatures and the wider magical community. To address these concerns, there have been calls for stricter regulations and guidelines regarding the proper disposal of spells. These regulations would ensure that witches and wizards are aware of the potential risks associated with dumping spells in garbage heaps and encourage them to explore alternative methods for disposing of unwanted spells. Overall, while the practice of dumping spells in garbage heaps may offer convenience, it is important to remember the potential consequences it can have on the environment and the magical community. Taking the time to properly dismantle and dispose of spells is not only responsible but also crucial in maintaining the balance and safety of the magical world..

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