A rocking chair occupied by a witch can be an eerie sight. The creaking of the wood serves as a warning of her presence. With a crooked nose and a pointed hat, she casts a spell of uncertainty upon anyone who gazes upon her. The chair rocks back and forth, as if it has a life of its own. The witch's eyes, filled with mischief, scan her surroundings, looking for her next victim. She is a master of deception, blending into the darkness like a shadow.
“Three years ago an old farmer died five miles from here. He left seven grown children, two sons, and five daughters, all unmarried, and living at home. There is a rule in the family, and it has been so ever since the old gentleman died, that once a week each child shall spend a half hour in the old man’s big rocking chair, and think of him, commune with him, pray for him, ask his advice as to the farm management. They believe that he wants it to be thoroughly understood that he is still the master of that big farm. I guess he is, too, for the children are running the place on the co-operative plan, and they are getting along all right, apparently. Boston [MA] Daily Advertiser 13 July 1900: p. 5
The air was that of an old lullaby and with it I heard the sound of an old rocking chair backward and forward, just as if someone was singing a child to sleep. Demons, curses, and standard-issue bad luck invariably plague those foolish enough to fish a Ouija board out of a stranger s trash bin or unfortunate enough to find a doll in a sealed cupboard at their newly-purchased home.
She is a master of deception, blending into the darkness like a shadow. The air becomes thick with apprehension as she mumbles incantations under her breath. Beware of the rocking chair occupied by a witch, for she brings with her an aura of darkness and chaos.
Home Superstitions
As many apartment dwellers know, most buildings skip the 13th (and sometimes fourth and 44th!) floor. In fact, a whopping 80% of high rises omit the unlucky ordinal just on tradition alone. But for those of us who live closer to the ground, there’s plenty of bad omens lingering around at home.
Most superstitions are hundreds of years old, stemming from the human instinct to attribute reasoning to the inexplicable. But even if it seems silly, these unfounded fears have positive side effects. Research has found that people who truly believe in superstitions can often perform better at certain tasks and experience less stress.
So for the believers (and non-believers) out there, this is what you need to avoid for good karma.
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1. Mirrors can steal your soul.
Most people have heard that a broken mirror brings seven years of bad luck, but intact reflectors are also ominous — just think of ill-fated characters like Snow White, Narcissus, and Dracula.
The legend goes that the glass can steal your soul. In fact, Victorians traditionally covered mirrors when someone died, in case the deceased’s spirit gets trapped inside.
2. Evil ghosts sit in your rocking chair.
New mothers and porch sitters take note: the Irish have long believed that rocking an empty chair invites dark forces to come sit in it. If the chair moves of its own accord, that’s even worse — the malicious spirit has already settled in it, and may bring death to the family.
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3. Pick a door and stick with it — or else.
According to folklore from the Pacific Northwest, it’s bad luck for you and your family to leave the house through a different door than the one used to enter it.
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4. You can wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
The saying goes that you should get out on the same side you got in or it’ll be a bad day. As for the following night, make the bed if you want to sleep well, according to an American proverb.
5. Open umbrellas insult your home’s guardian spirits.
Opening a parasol indoors might bring metaphorical rain. Eighteenth century lore states that an umbrella protects against the storms of life, so opening one inside insults a home’s metaphysical protectors. Of course, the practical side of this precaution is not poking anybody’s eye out.
6. Don’t sweep away good luck.
There’s enough broom traditions to fill the entire closet, but most concur that cleaning a new home with an old broom is bad news. Either buy a new one or sweep something into the new residence first to avoid brushing away good luck.
7. Ladders have a hidden religious significance.
Christianity could be behind the hesitation to walk under ladders. The idea is that a ladder leaning against a wall creates a triangle, similar to Holy Trinity. Breaking the triangle would be blasphemous – or dangerous, as anyone who’s stood on a high perch can attest.
8. Shoes on the table could lead to death.
Old mining traditions are likely behind this superstition. You see, when a miner died in a colliery accident, his shoes were placed on the table as a sign of respect. Therefore, doing so when you aren’t dead was seen as tempting fate.
9. Fix any broken clocks — before they signal doom.
The grimmest prediction of all is that if a broken clock suddenly chimes, there will be a death in the family. In fact, a 19th century American preacher recorded multiple instances of these predictive rings.
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10. Keep your bedroom windows shut on Nov. 1.
In Spain, people always keep their bedroom windows shut on November 1, because it is believed that the souls of the dead roam free that day, and can enter your home through windows.
11. Bells scare away hardships.
Both wedding bells and jingle bells bring smiles to peoples’ faces, but an echoing gong can also prevent misfortune. Celtic culture believes that ringing a bell frightens evil spirits away.
12. Blue porches ward off ghosts.
Since Southern culture used to believe ghosts couldn’t cross water, plantation homes thought if they painted their porch blue, it would confuse these spirits so they wouldn’t enter their home.
13 . Acorns will protect your home from lightning.
Norse superstition claims all you have to do is put one of these nuts on your windowsill to prevent your home from being struck by lightning. In fact, that’s where window blind pulls with acorns first originated.
14. Hang fennel over your door to avoid witches.
It is believe that if you hang fennel over your front door, or stuff it in your keyhole, you’ll keep witches away from your home.
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15. And of course, knock on wood.
For those bold enough to check out their lipstick in the mirror or leave through the side door (namely, all of us), it’s easy to ward off any bad karma – just knock on wood. Cultures from across the world (from Ireland to India!) have long idolized trees, and people often lay hands on them to ask for favors or show gratitude.
Alan Brown, Ghost Hunters of the South, 73, Stranahan House, Fort Lauderdale.
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Reviews for "Bewitched by the Witch's Rocking Chair: A Spooky Encounter"
1. John - 2/5
I found "A rocking chair occupied by a witch" to be a disappointing read. The story lacked depth and failed to engage me from the beginning. The characters were one-dimensional and lacked any development or relatability. The plot was predictable and lacked any real suspense or excitement. Overall, I found it to be a forgettable and unsatisfying read.
2. Sarah - 2/5
I was really looking forward to reading "A rocking chair occupied by a witch," but unfortunately, it didn't live up to my expectations. The writing style was flat and uninspiring, making it difficult for me to become invested in the story. Additionally, the pacing was off, with long periods of inaction followed by rushed and unsatisfying endings to plotlines. The book also relied too heavily on cliches and didn't bring anything new or fresh to the genre. Overall, I was left feeling disappointed and underwhelmed by this book.
3. Michael - 1/5
I cannot express how much I disliked "A rocking chair occupied by a witch." The story was incredibly boring and uneventful, leaving me struggling to keep my interest or stay awake while reading. The characters were shallow and lacked any depth or complexity, making it impossible for me to connect with them on any level. The plot was incredibly predictable and didn't offer any surprises or twists. I would not recommend this book to anyone looking for an enjoyable and engaging read.
4. Emily - 2/5
I was really hoping for a thrilling and spooky read when I picked up "A rocking chair occupied by a witch," but unfortunately, it fell flat. The writing style was unremarkable and lacked any real atmosphere or tension. The characters felt underdeveloped and lacked any real motivations or depth. The plot was predictable and didn't offer any surprises or original ideas. Overall, I was left feeling let down and unsatisfied by this book.