I know my girlfriend is a witch. It may sound absurd or unbelievable to some, but I have witnessed undeniable proof of her powers. It all began when we first started dating. At first, I was enchanted by her beauty and quirky personality. She would often make jokes about being a witch, and I thought it was just her way of being playful and whimsical. But as our relationship progressed, I started noticing peculiar occurrences that I couldn't explain.
What a load of bullshit! Get a life people! You are a evil witch! By putting all this shit out here! In peoples heads! Reply Delete
But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn t witches themselves or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn t witches themselves or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what.
But as our relationship progressed, I started noticing peculiar occurrences that I couldn't explain. For instance, there was this one time when we were watching a movie and she accurately predicted what the ending would be. It wasn't a guess or a lucky prediction; she confidently stated what would happen and, lo and behold, it unfolded exactly as she had said.
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1. She bad mouths all other women when she is with you. It is normal for all women to get a little competitive and jealous over other women. But a witch will constantly put down other women. If a very pretty girl walks past, all she points out are the flaws. Example- " Her thighs are too thick for such a short skirt. "
2. She can turn every conversation into something bad you have done, such as being uncaring or hurting her feelings. This is how the witch uses emotional blackmail to make you do the things she wants, and act the way she wants you to.
3. She has no sincere girl friends. Either all her friends are guys (she'll say guys just understand her better), or her female friends are all new friends. That's because women know that witches are toxic. Witches get irrationally jealous over our actions and only pretend to be happy for us when we are doing well. No normal girl would stick around a witch for long.
4. Her stories are inconsistent. No one can keep up with a lie 100 percent of the time. Ask her personal questions about her past, or even her present. And then ask her again in a few weeks. See if her answers are consistent. Witches often have cause to hide their past. She will often tell you sob stories about how her previous relationship failed because the guy was a bad cheating/neglecting/asshole one. But was he really? A witch loves to play the victim. Be careful.
5. Her behaviour is inconsistent. No matter how good she is at pretending to be an easy going girlfriend. there will be times when her true colours show unexpectedly. Is she super-nice to you and yet rude to other people (example, the waiter)? Does she flare up when she loses a game?
Test her by taking her out with a group of your friends. See how she interacts with them. Friends can also be helpful in judging if your new Girlfriend is a witch or not. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn’t witches themselves (or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what).
Men with low self-esteem will continue to date witches. Witches can only control a man who allows himself to be controlled. Stand up for yourself. There are plenty of good women out there. so don't pick the one who will push your mother down the stairs when you're not looking.
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Anonymous 9:04 pmlove this post! i suppose it could work the other way too. bottom line, i would want my other half to be kind and respectful. somehow though i am always made to feel like these are archair values in modern society. rambling on now but love this post! Reply Delete
Anonymous 7:27 amWhat a load of bullshit! Get a life people! You are a evil witch! By putting all this shit out here! In peoples heads! Reply Delete
Anonymous 3:23 amWOW this is super accurate, as I have definitely dated a bonafide witch before! I mean she never admitted it or anything, but it is as if you researched her and then wrote this article. Are you a witch or do all women just know what a witch is? I wish I had been warned! Reply Delete
2. She can turn every conversation into something bad you have done, such as being uncaring or hurting her feelings. This is how the witch uses emotional blackmail to make you do the things she wants, and act the way she wants you to.
3. She has no sincere girl friends. Either all her friends are guys (she'll say guys just understand her better), or her female friends are all new friends. That's because women know that witches are toxic. Witches get irrationally jealous over our actions and only pretend to be happy for us when we are doing well. No normal girl would stick around a witch for long.
4. Her stories are inconsistent. No one can keep up with a lie 100 percent of the time. Ask her personal questions about her past, or even her present. And then ask her again in a few weeks. See if her answers are consistent. Witches often have cause to hide their past. She will often tell you sob stories about how her previous relationship failed because the guy was a bad cheating/neglecting/asshole one. But was he really? A witch loves to play the victim. Be careful.
5. Her behaviour is inconsistent. No matter how good she is at pretending to be an easy going girlfriend. there will be times when her true colours show unexpectedly. Is she super-nice to you and yet rude to other people (example, the waiter)? Does she flare up when she loses a game?
Test her by taking her out with a group of your friends. See how she interacts with them. Friends can also be helpful in judging if your new Girlfriend is a witch or not. But remember that any of your own female friends shouldn’t witches themselves (or you get a false answer because witches always rate other girls unfavourably, no matter what).
Men with low self-esteem will continue to date witches. Witches can only control a man who allows himself to be controlled. Stand up for yourself. There are plenty of good women out there. so don't pick the one who will push your mother down the stairs when you're not looking.
Another incident that left me bewildered was when we went hiking, and it started pouring rain unexpectedly. I had forgotten my umbrella, and we were drenched. Frustrated, I turned to my girlfriend, expecting her to be equally drenched and miserable. But to my astonishment, she was completely dry, as if the rain had magically avoided her. These instances, along with several others, made me question whether my girlfriend was more than just an ordinary person. I decided to confront her about my suspicions, half-expecting her to laugh them off. But instead, she looked at me with a mysterious smile and said, "You finally figured it out." She went on to explain that she was indeed a witch, gifted with supernatural abilities. She acknowledged that she had been dropping hints throughout our relationship, subtly revealing her true nature. As we discussed her powers, she revealed that she could manifest objects out of thin air, communicate with animals, and even cast spells. It was overwhelming to process all this information, but deep down, I knew it explained the inexplicable events I had witnessed. The puzzle pieces were falling into place, revealing a fascinating aspect of my girlfriend that I hadn't fully comprehended before. Rather than feeling scared or threatened, I felt lucky and privileged to be in a relationship with someone so extraordinary. I admired her abilities and the way she embraced her magical nature. It made me appreciate her uniqueness even more and deepened the bond we shared. Since that revelation, we have embarked on a journey of exploration together. My girlfriend has shown me glimpses of her magical world, guiding me through spells and rituals. It has been an enchanting experience, and it has brought us closer than ever before. Being in a relationship with a witch is not without challenges, of course. There are moments when her powers manifest in unexpected ways or when she becomes lost in her magical pursuits. But we navigate these moments together, learning and growing in the process. In conclusion, I know my girlfriend is a witch, and it has only strengthened our relationship. Her abilities have added a touch of magic to our lives, making every day an adventure. I am grateful for the love we share and the extraordinary journey we are on..
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