Cursed Spiced Rum Legend has it that there is a bottle of spiced rum cursed by a vengeful pirate. This mysterious and dark tale has been told for generations, captivating the imaginations of those who dare to listen. The cursed spiced rum is said to possess a malevolent power that brings misfortune and calamity to anyone who dares to drink from it. According to the age-old tale, the pirate captain, known as Captain Blackheart, was known for his ruthlessness and cunning on the high seas. He plundered countless ships and amassed a vast fortune, but his insatiable greed eventually led to his downfall. During one of his raids, Captain Blackheart came across a peculiar barrel of rum.
During one of his raids, Captain Blackheart came across a peculiar barrel of rum. Believing it to be a treasure, he eagerly opened the barrel and took a swig of the spiced rum. Little did he know, that moment would seal his fate and bring forth a curse that would haunt him and his descendants for eternity.
Rum Review: Jonah’s Curse Black Spiced Rum
Quite honestly, we are not rum and coke drinkers and in our opinion, the only spiced rum worth sipping has been the Captain Morgan Private Stock. This month we took the leap of faith and grabbed the spiced rum with the whale on its label – and never looked back.
Jonah’s Curse Black Spiced Rum is bottled by KD Distilling Co. of Louisville, KY, a division of Sazerac, known best for Buffalo Trace bourbon. Their website states the rum is distilled in the Caribbean from sugar cane with additional spices blended in to give it the spice. Many dark rums, including Captain Morgan Black Spiced, are known as blackstrap rum whereby the darkest molasses produced is used to make the rum. Jonah’s leaves us guessing whether this method is used. Like the rest of the rums in this category, Jonah’s weighs in at 94 proof, far above the typical 80 proof of most rums.
- Advertisement -We tested the rum several ways: neat, with an ice cube and twist of lemon, then in the standard rum and coke. To say we were pleasantly surprised is an understatement.
Neat – Jonah’s Curse Black Spiced Rum
The nose is totally unexpected for a spiced rum. Vanilla, caramel, banana, mocha and oak fill our senses, leaving us to wonder if this is really a spiced rum. Where is the spice? The rum coats our palates with the vanilla and caramel followed by an ever so slight hint of cinnamon. The cinnamon continues to warm the throat giving us a toasty and comforting sensation.
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Shave a small piece of the lemon rind then twist to release the essence before dropping into the drink. That little bit of lemon and ice completely changes this rum. The same notes of vanilla, caramel, oak and cinnamon are there however, the lemon brings out more of the cinnamon, settling the sweetness. The finish, though, is not as satisfying as the notes dissipates quickly.
Rum and Coke
Here is where we differ a bit on our palates. Clint does not get any rum taste. He states, for him it’s just a subdued Coke. Terry, on the other hand, found this drink to be a bit dangerous for her, saying the rum balances out the syrupy-ness of the Coke, allowing the rum to come through. After discussion, both agreed there is no spice coming through in this cocktail. That was what Clint was missing.
Overall – What did we think of Jonah’s Curse Black Spiced Rum
If you truly like the taste of a spiced rum such as Kraken or Captain Morgan, then this is not your rum. The spice is very subdued. However, unlike the other spiced rums, Jonah’s drinks more like a 12-15 year old sipping rum. At $17/bottle, we will have one in each of our liquor cabinets, boat and home.
3.75 out of 5
Sipping Rum Scale
1 – An expensive mixer
2 – A quick celebratory shot
3 – Wouldn’t be embarrassed to share with friends
4 – Are my friends worthy of a sip
5 – Special moments rum
The label is a stylized whaling illustration… which is a not-very-subtle mimicry of the label design for the Kraken black spiced rum line. It’s like someone said “make it look like that other pretty popular rum, but change it just enough to not get sued.”
The curse of the spiced rum is said to bring a series of unfortunate events to anyone who consumes it. Some claim that it brings bad luck in love, causing relationships to crumble and hearts to break. Others speak of financial ruin, with those who drink from the cursed bottle experiencing bankruptcy and loss. There are even tales of physical ailments and misfortune that befall those who dare to cross paths with the cursed spiced rum. Throughout history, many have attempted to find the cursed rum and break its curse. The allure of wealth and power, coupled with the desire to rid oneself of misfortune, has led numerous adventurers to embark on treacherous journeys in search of the cursed bottle. However, it is said that only those with a pure heart and noble intentions can truly lift the curse that has plagued Captain Blackheart's legacy. While the existence and truth behind the curse remain shrouded in mystery, the legend of the cursed spiced rum continues to fascinate and captivate. It serves as a cautionary tale, reminding us of the consequences that come with greed and the importance of leading a virtuous life. Whether the curse is real or simply a product of imagination, one cannot deny the power that such stories hold in shaping our beliefs and understanding of the world around us..
Reviews for "The Cursed Sip: The Supernatural Effects of Cursed Spiced Rum"
1. Sarah - 1 star
I was really excited to try the Cursed Spiced Rum after hearing some positive reviews. However, I was thoroughly disappointed with this product. The taste was way too overpowering and left a lingering aftertaste that I couldn't get rid of. It also felt harsh on my throat, making it difficult to enjoy. I wouldn't recommend this rum to anyone looking for a smooth and enjoyable drinking experience.
2. Mark - 2 stars
I had high hopes for the Cursed Spiced Rum, given the intriguing name and packaging. Unfortunately, it did not live up to my expectations. The flavor was overly sweet and artificial, almost like drinking a syrup. The spices were overwhelming and masked any subtle notes that might have been present. Overall, the rum felt unbalanced and lacked depth. I wouldn't purchase it again or recommend it to others who appreciate a well-crafted spiced rum.
3. Emily - 1 star
Cursed Spiced Rum turned out to be a major disappointment. It had a really synthetic and artificial taste that was hard to stomach. The spices were overpowering but lacked any complexity or richness. I found it difficult to enjoy a full glass and ended up pouring most of it down the drain. It's a shame because I had high hopes for this rum, but it simply didn't meet my expectations. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who appreciates a quality spiced rum.