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I'm a savage (21)
Smack her booty in Magic (21, 21)
I'll slap a pussy nigga with a ratchet (pussy)
I might slap a tracker on his whip and get the addy (pussy)
Don't call me on Christmas Eve, bitch, call your daddy (21)
Bitch, call your uncle (21), bitch, don't call me (21)
Always in my ear, your ho' a flea (fuck)
Why my opps be postin' guns and only use they feet? (21)
Paid like an athlete, I got
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MAGIC 15-SECONDS CREAMY SCRAMBLED EGGS
We all know, I hope, that speedy scrambled eggs cooked over high heat will be grainy, rubbery… and worst of all, will ooze liquid out of themselves and ruin a good morning. Thus we all know, that it’s almost only legal to cook scrambled eggs over a low-and-slow process, to get creamy or die stirring in the pursuit of that velvety wrapped-around-your-tongue texture. Right, no news there.
So for the longest time, that’s what I did. So for the past blissful decade, using my very scarcely inherited patience, I’ve abided by the rules in front of all those carefully guarded wee-flames, stirring and stirring until my mind started to wonder… on that last episode of Game of Thrones, on wait–was-that-mold-I-saw-on-my-broccoli?… on anything but asking if this was the only way to the perfect scrambled eggs.
But last week, in an attempt to feed liquid-food to my temporarily anorexic dog-son, I tried thickening an beaten egg with a bit of potato starch (or cornstarch) to make an egg-goo (which I rubbed on his mouth so he would lick it…). And who knew, that unappetizing glob… lead me to one of my greatest kitchen-revelations realized. I thought… wait a second… maybe… a thickening agent is the answer to the previously-thought-impossible scrambled eggs-fantasy. Speed, and creaminess, all together.
And it is! Just by adding a little mixture of milk and potato starch (or cornstarch), the water is forced to bind with the protein even if cooked over high heat, which solves the watery eggs disaster. But better yet, it also creates a creamy and custardy texture with the bits of beaten eggs that aren’t completely cooked through, as if, YES, that they were done slowly over ow heat! While in fact, 15 seconds!! Ahem, friends, here’s how:
MAGIC, 15-SECONDS CREAMY SCRAMBLED EGGS:
Updated 2017/02/13: changed the starch measure for easy calculation
Updated 2020/09/22: I have removed cornstarch as an thickening option from the older version because cornstarch requires a higher temperature and longer cooking time, and will leave a powdery mouth-feel.
- 3 large eggs
- 1 1/2 tbsp whole milk (1/2 tbsp for each egg)
- 2 1/4 tsp potato starch, or tapioca starch/flour (3/4 tsp for each egg) * Do not use cornstarch
- Salt to season
- 3 tbsp unsalted butter (1 tbsp for each egg)
We all know, I hope, that speedy scrambled eggs cooked over high heat will be grainy, rubbery… and worst of all, will ooze liquid out of themselves and ruin a good morning. Thus we all know, that it’s almost only legal to cook scrambled eggs over a low-and-slow process, to get creamy or die stirring in the pursuit of that velvety wrapped-around-your-tongue texture. Right, no news there.
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Reviews for "The Secret Language of Magic: How to Smack Her Bonity in Your Partner's Favorite Spell"
- Emily - 1 star
I found "Smavk her bonity in maguc" to be extremely confusing and poorly written. The storyline seemed disjointed and the characters lacked depth. Additionally, the grammatical errors and typos throughout the book were distracting and took away from my overall enjoyment. I had high hopes for this novel based on the intriguing title, but unfortunately, it fell short of my expectations. I would not recommend this book to others.
- Mark - 2 stars
While "Smavk her bonity in maguc" had an interesting premise, I felt that the execution was lacking. The plot was weak and predictable, and the characters felt one-dimensional. The writing style was not engaging, and I found myself struggling to stay interested. Overall, I was disappointed with this book and wouldn't recommend it to anyone looking for a captivating read.
- Sarah - 1 star
I couldn't get past the first few chapters of "Smavk her bonity in maguc". The writing was riddled with errors and the dialogue felt forced. The story itself was confusing and hard to follow. It's a shame because the concept seemed intriguing, but the execution fell flat. I wouldn't waste my time on this book.
- John - 2 stars
"Smavk her bonity in maguc" was a disappointing read for me. The characters were shallow and lacked development, making it difficult to connect with them. The pacing was uneven, with certain parts feeling rushed and others dragging on. The writing style also didn't resonate with me, as it was overly descriptive in some areas and too vague in others. Overall, I didn't find this novel to be enjoyable or memorable.